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Customer Reviews: Average Rating:  Rating :  - Point Dreadful
Let Me give you the lowdown; I enjoy watching bad movies sometimes. But this one, no. It wasn't obscure or odd, and ultimately not fun to watch. The dialouge (if it even deserves to be called that) is dull at best. The characters are almost as bland as the action scenes, action scenes in wich are impossible to watch without a heavy sigh and a roll of the eyes. I'd prefer a little creativity over special effects any day. I've truly made more creative feature length films in my old high school.
One of the more tedious elements is the dramatic scenes; some of which have been almost identically lifted from the classic "Mean Streets". Strip Club scenes are added merely to keep the audience awake. The 'Dice' Man is in this movie, which is of course a good thing, but his character isn't given enough to do. I don't have respect enough to mention the protagonist or villian, for they are both banal and unwatchable. Ice-T is quite miserable in this movie, I suppose he enjoys making fun of himself. Stick with Law and Order SVU, PLEASE! (he's ACTUALLY preety good in that!)
Oh, and one more thing: I was shocked and appalled to see that Angie Everheart actually made it through the entire movie clothed! + See Full Customer Review |  |
